BASED ON MY IMAGE WHO WOULD PLAY ME IN A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE?

If a film were to be made about your life, who would play you? A fun and entertaining unisex prompt—definitely worth trying out!

BASED ON MY IMAGE WHO WOULD PLAY ME IN A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE? 
Create a movie-poster-style image featuring a lead actor/actress who represents me, alongside myself. Include an explanatory text detailing why this casting choice was made. The title should be "[YOUR NAME]: My Life." At the bottom of the poster, include generic, illegible text—the kind typically found in the credits section at the bottom of a movie poster.