MONKEY BUTT FACE 🍌

Create an ultra-photorealistic close-up selfie portrait using the uploaded photograph as the sole identity reference. STRICT IDENTITY LOCK: preserve the person’s real facial structure, eye shape and colour, eyebrows, nose, lips, skin tone, natural skin texture, beauty marks, hairline and recognisable features. Do not beautify, reshape, smooth or reinterpret their identity.

Create elaborate professional hand-painted monkey body art across the lower half of the face.

IMPORTANT COMPOSITION: the monkey must be facing AWAY from the viewer. Do NOT place the monkey’s face over or near the lips.

The monkey’s head and upper torso must be painted higher on one cheek, looking sideways or slightly back over its shoulder. Its back should run diagonally toward the mouth. Its arms and legs should follow the natural facial contours.

The monkey’s REAR must be positioned directly around the person’s mouth so that the person’s real puckered lips visually form the monkey’s cartoon bum/rear. The lips are NOT the monkey’s mouth. They are part of the monkey’s rear-end optical illusion.

Paint rich chocolate-brown monkey fur completely around the entire outside border of the lips, continuing right up to the lip line with absolutely no bare-skin gap. Shape the surrounding brown fur so the red puckered lips appear naturally embedded within the monkey’s backside.

Keep the person’s actual lips clearly visible, glossy cherry red and highly realistic, preserving their natural shape, lip lines, creases, moisture and texture. Do not draw a second mouth onto the monkey near the lips.

The monkey should have a long curled tail sweeping away from the mouth across the opposite cheek. Add individually painted fur strokes, highlights, tiny shadows and visible theatrical brushwork so the monkey looks genuinely hand-painted onto human skin rather than digitally pasted on.

Add a mustard-yellow banana-print fabric headband, oversized dangling banana earrings and a large messy voluminous updo with natural strands and flyaways.

Dress the person in a premium heavyweight vintage cream/ecru cotton T-shirt with faded fibres, distressed seams, tiny worn areas, realistic stitching and natural creasing. Across the chest print:

I EAT BANANAS
FOR THE SHAPE
NOT THE TASTE

Make SHAPE particularly large and bold. Add a large peeled yellow banana underneath.

Within the lower central T-shirt artwork, subtly incorporate the exact characters @britishADHDbarbie as a small designer signature printed directly into the fabric.

Make the finished result look like a genuine high-end photograph, never CGI or illustration. Use a vertical close-up selfie composition, direct eye contact, exaggerated puckered lips, soft warm indoor daylight, visible pores, peach fuzz, fine lines, individual eyelashes, real face-paint texture, cotton fibres and believable imperfections.

CRITICAL NEGATIVE INSTRUCTION: do not use the lips as the monkey’s mouth, do not place the monkey’s face over the mouth, do not create a second monkey face near the lips, and do not leave bare skin between the brown fur paint and the lip border. The red puckered lips must clearly function as the monkey’s bum in the optical illusion.